Very likely would never be an issue.

Work from home.

I could see this being VERY useful in markets where the energy company has programs where they charge more during high use times and lower during off times. Charge the car during the cheap energy times, and have the car power the house during the expensive energy times. 

Yea, they didn’t mention it in the sex bot brochure, and I didn’t spring for the rust-proofing undercoat

I think my wife just had that done to her bikini line.

My MIL, who just retired, TO THIS DAY won’t buy a Ford because they built the Pinto.

Please cue up the sad trombone noise

“You want some of this milk? I got it from ya mum’s teats last night.”

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I blew it.

Don’t kink shame.

Honda Element with a turbo kit.

Not the first time a company has had a rouge employee tweet something stupid.

OHHHHHH I’m an idiot. I was hoping that that avocado company turned out to be a money laundering scheme, but looks like they just sell produce, LAME.

Wait, what’s the joke here? I googled “Houston Avocado Company” and nothing fishy popped up.

IT’S HAPPENING!

My dad was the same way, he didn’t watch me as I won the Indy 500, Daytona 500, and Monaco, on the same day, IN THE SNOW, in one of these bad boys.

David is just training for his backup career, in case this blogger thing doesn’t work out.