You’re forgetting the 4th circle of “rich person that could use a tax break”

I loathe squinty headlights.

Too hard, I’ll just use my Razr flip phone, at night, in the rain. No lowballers.

The Alanis-bump saves the day!

Well you see, Torch has a degree in History, I think, may even be art history. He also huffs LOTS of brake/carb cleaner at work, and then he writes these blogs. It’s pretty straight forward.

You must be new to these parts.

“Art”

Love the bros who buy like $5K+ snowmobiles for the 2, maybe 3, months a year they can actually use them. (WNY)

I have a premium account

Ah, I guess the tire could have gone completely flat, did not think of that. Good point.

All I got from this was that the guy had his car towed to a shop for a LOW TIRE PRESSURE WARNING!

“Also the torch isn’t lit anymore, but if you’re handy you can get it going again. My loss, your gain.”

It sounds like a Grand Turismo engine sound...not great.

“tuned”

Is he mic’d up for all his kids’ games? Or did he just mic up after telling the camera person, “Are we rolling? I’m about to go parent the shit out of this kid, watch this.”

Your uncle brought NERF guns to thanksgiving and you DIDN’T want to play with them?

Your climate sounds like my last mix tape.

K