“...Like, we aren’t BROKE, but we’d like to keep it cheap”.

http://www.cracked.com/video_18449_deleted-moments-from-greatest-80s-movie-montage.html

He said SPEND money, not make money!

This is the best headline I’ve read in a while.

everyone loves a non-functional scoop

Just wanted to say this was a good excerpt, I just put your book in my Amazon cart.

as I was flipping through a July 1969 issue of Road & Track

“SURE! What would you like to know?”

My check is just “can i see bare metal? no? k good”

Wait, paint thickness checking is a thing? I’m too poor to have even known about this!

meow.

Probably like a Camry.

I DO already have the mirror ceiling...you know, for sex stuff.

Jesus take the wheel...NO WAIT COME BACK WITH THOSE!

*years later*

New life goal: Have a garage with a reflective floor.