What about walking?

Came here for a David Tracy joke. Got it.

Well one of them works in sales, I’m assuming mid- to low-level mortgage sales.

What about careening into a crowd of people?

Could he afford the car though? Or does he just have a 30 year mortgage auto loan for it?

*anxiously awaits $kaycog’s post*

Include blown motor, rusted out body panels, and questionable electrical wiring, and it sounds like it’d be right up your alley! :)

Rich arrogant Kristen is my favorite Kristen.

Do I need to ask?

North Korea Trump has consistently been treated like a joke, but now the joke has nuclear weapons

I agree, Tom. If you’re going to lease a car, wear a condom.

ANARCHY!!!!

is at 200,000 miles and like any car at that mileage, needs to be replaced.

Did they undo his corn rows for his mugshot?

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

There is a glitch, if that’s the right term, where if you jump with a motorcycle and do like half a back flip but stay upside down the bike just keeps floating

I like watching real curling, though.

6:12 of the video is the best part.

“The one time a month I fill up AND THIS HAPPENS?! My next car is going to be all electric”