Why not both?!

Here ya go.

ok, someone smarter than me; why would it brick the phones and not the gameboy?

I’m 6'4" and my first bike was a ‘99 GS500, I was a cramped but didn’t care, I was a little lighter then. Loved that bike, dead simple and plenty of parts since they’ve only changed like twice in their 30+ year production run.

You need better friends.

Meh, it’s my first VFR but I don’t mine the VTECH. You can feel it pull harder when it engages and the sound changes to all intake, but it’s fun. I think my biggest complaint would be that I’m about 220lbs geared up and the front end dives pretty hard when off throttle, but some fork upgrades would help. All said, I…

Just picked myself up an ‘05 VFR800, love it. But now I’m lusting for supermotos.

Tried that once when she was drunk, she...did not like it.

I grew up 40 min east of Buffalo! And that’s probably because trying to sell a motorcycle right before winter is a surefire way to not get a lot of money for it.

ATGATT, man.

Ya’ll need a true motorcyclist on staff again, there’s so many motorcycles on CL that I want but my wife would kill me if she came home to a new-to-me CBX in the garage or a mid ‘70s CB750 that just needs it’s carbs cleaned and a little work to be road worthy again.

Gives whole new meaning to the phrase ‘tractor pull’

True, and to be fair I guess, my Boss was driving a tractor and could lock up individual tires and pivot literally on a dime. We did it once. lol

I’ve never backed up a trailer

The farm I worked on had the hay elevator located between the milk house and a silo, so Boss would have to back in straight and then crank the last wagon at almost 90 degrees to off-load from the side since the wagons had back racks on them. Every year, amazed me the same each time.

Lemme know when it can back up 2 hay wagons to within two feet of the elevator. Then it’ll be as capable as the local farmer.

I thought this was going to be really stupid, then I saw this part

So it’ll be as autonomous as my ‘99 car is when I fall asleep at the wheel, impressive.

You clearly don’t understand.

But I thought us millennials didn’t want to own homes or cars and preferred living in cramped apartments and using Uber to get everywhere!