Are you trying to get my wife to divorce me? She can barely handle all the racing I watch now.

Reminds me of this classic

SHIT! you made me laugh. I may disagree with literally every article you write, but I’ll be damned if you’re not quick witted.

Alissa Walker: “friend” of the site

Shoulda pulled the jersey over glasses’ head, that’s hockey fight 101.

I thought you were supposed to make a complete circle, as the name implies.

and make Mexico pay for it.

more like mexican’ts, amirite?!

^Winner.

Excellent! Thanks for the knowledge.

I did not know that when I posted my comment, thanks!

Before I say this, I hope this asshole goes to jail for the rest of his life, but doesn’t a murder charge/conviction have to prove intent? Or is my Law and Order: SVU marathon law degree not accurate?

Who is worse? FIFA or the IOC?

Not a soccer regular here/don’t speak French, what is the goalie trying to argue here? Interference, maybe?

Whitey on the left ain’t impressed.

Just when I thought I couldn’t hate France any more than I already do...

Ah, I kinda thought that but wasn’t sure.

Is this an eye shadow palette? What are these?