Were these comfortable?

Shoulda stayed in the tracks.

Fun fact: my brother served overseas in the air force and the real ones are the “shitty ribbon versions” lol

He should have listened to his lanyard.

1989 JDM

It’s happening!

Technically that came out in 2000...regardless, still a larger engine than my civic.

He’s gotta mean “largest bike engine in a sport bike” b/c there were a few 1500-ish cc bikes in 1999. (goldwing, suzuki VL, kawi VN, etc)

Probably because he’s not a football-person, he’s a business person.

Also, Deadspin needs more adorable cat pictures.

WOOOOOOO! Thanks for this amazing honor guys!

...if you squint, stand on one leg, and look at your computer from a few feet back you just might believe you’re watching the real thing.

Great, another Pep Boys truther.

He doesn’t want his wife to see her! This was back before chivalry was dead remember.

“Let me just make sure the hooker is still alive...uh oh.”

Just wait until Elio Motors gets their kick-ass vehicles on the road with their supply/maintenance relationship with Pep Boys, the sky is the limit! Right guys? RIGHT?!

Are we still talking about motorcycles?

and that’s why my dad always told me know to do that.

I’m an idiot. THANK YOU!