If you just hold completely still, all the assholes will die and the corruption will stop. Their sense of being is based on movement.

I got 11 balls today

I didn’t know I was at fault for writing about someone doing something shady, but my eyes have been opened. Thank you

This guy is also an attentionhawk, and you are feeding him.

“[W]aking up vagrants for laughs and putting the videos on the internet” is an incredibly succinct and apt description of Phil Jackson’s approach to the 2016-2017 Knicks’ season.

When reached by Kotaku, the Ford dealership said they didn’t know what we were talking about.

Looking like a young Drew Magary.

Well now I know why they call it King’s Landing.

Not true. The net result is not the same.

people still buy this stuff

people still buy this stuff

Maybe he was under extreme Burress.

You could be right, but you still cannot escalate to deadly force unless your life is in danger. I can’t pull my gun just because some guy is giving me the finger. No one wants to walk away anymore.

Seriously, this should be taught in journalism schools. Perfectly edited and exactly the right way to deal with manipulative interviewees.

Bravo to KWTX!

funded this time by a body with an interest in science rather than propaganda: the taxpaying public.

It's a fabrication about majors. It was a pun, dummy.

It’s Snyder. It’s always been Snyder.

Yes, exactly like this take. Thank you for the example.

Cologne.

I feel so bad for this guy but I can't stop laughing.