You can be fiscally conservative without shorting social programs. Fiscally conservative (should) just mean that the government spending is within it’s inputs, and isn’t accruing unsustainable debt.

You don’t even have to actually cut stuff that matters either. Audit the Pentagon. It’s never been done before. They can’t even SAY what they spend money on, because they don't know. Imagine the savings to be had by simply auditing it and cutting the worst of the waste.

Single malt, not blended right?

Ooofff, I haven’t seen an awkward white boy so thoroughly ignored since I was in highschool.

Yea, ufc official big Jon McCarthy was making that argument with someone about gloves in the ufc. Try hitting a table with gloves full force, then try it without gloves.

Pshaw, I saw Doug Flutie dropkick an extra point. ONLY CALL ME WHEN SUPER WEIRD SHIT HAPPENS.

As a 6'7 man, I suggest we burn them all at the stake, then parade their charred corpses infront of the younger generation to ensure the message is received.

My parents gave me a map, pointed to Japan and China, and said “these are different countries”. I've never forgotten that lesson.

It was the Chapelle show parody, wasn’t meant to be insulting, only funny. But kinjad myself, as is standard.

This already exists...

Sure, I know that farting in an elevator is offensive, so I only do it when I'm not likely to blamed for it, for example, when it's full of people, or when there are children in the elevator that could have plausibly done it.

You need to reread, the court declined to hear Domino's appeal on the decision to go to trial. This is bad for Domino's and good for the people suing them.

All I know is my gut says maybe.

Their win rate out of division is higher than their win rate in it.

Relive one of the most nonsensical parts of the movie in Lego form!

Relive one of the most nonsensical parts of the movie in Lego form!

+1 half full glass.

Good.

Even in NYC these deals are not good. Look at the per pound price, it's insane even for what they claim is too quality (reviews say it's not).

Even in NYC these deals are not good. Look at the per pound price, it's insane even for what they claim is too…

And obviously an assistant holding a bottle of purell so that if anyone accidentally touches him, he can immediately have his hands sanitized.

Plan B is making them wait in a long line while the CEO stands at the front holding out two closed hands and each employee has to pick one.