This has been true since the birth of democracy. They aged out of the system, and progress continues unabated.

Right? The list is ENDLESS. But even on a really basic level - you don’t think the government can tell you what to do with your child? You can beat your child all day while you starve them and prevent them from receiving an education?  You put them to work at 6 years old? Like, cmone.  It’s so clearly not true on it’s…

“Nice ring. You know what else has a nice ring to it? General Manager of the Houston Texans?”

Yea, kinda feel like that should have been directly addressed and wasn't in that article.

So, my understanding was simply that rice absorbs moisture, and thus a container full of rice is going to have very low humidity, causing any water within the phone to evaporate more quickly.

Don’t give George Lucas any ideas.  He’ll dig up Guinness’ corpse and cut a new version TONIGHT.

But dick wolf has “no one is allowed to disagree with me” money.

Seems like Mexico is doing the middle ground. Agree to the meaningless shit so he can claim a win without binding yourself to anything that matters.

The show includes several critical female leads, yet is constructed entirely of male writers. Not a single female writer in the entire production. That, at the very least, is an odd choice.

Ahem...

You may not know it yet, but deep down inside, you want to kill people and taunt the police with clues.

fair, i did simplify for the purposes of brevity. 

The worst part is that the venture capital firm #1 probably is fine and got its money out in the debt equity swaps. It’s amazing a company can buy a business, make the payment for the business the debt of the company it bought, and then take all money out of the business until it collapses, legally. It boggles my mind.

You only do it once. It works because you know with 10-12 seconds they can get 2 plays off. by putting 19 people on the field, you give yourself the best odds for not giving up a TD.

Your point makes sense, just not in the scenario you laid it out in. You’re essentially describing the polish goal line (greatest play in football).

So, if the clock has 1 second on it after an obvious hail mary, it’s not a hail mary?

Oh man, they are putting sports first AND “thoughts in prayers”? 

the only reason he thinks he can get away with it is literally every single experience he’s ever had.

minority owner.... of James’ Dolan’s back catalog.

Also pictured: the only people still laughing at SNL.