I think the show has done a really poor job of the storylines in the latter seasons. They dropped a lot of “character development” entirely and instead started just moving pieces around on the board for the final battle. Ever since the end of season 3 (and i admit, the end of the best material in the books), they’ve…

If you don’t want to watch repeated, looped, slow-motion replays of a small digit grazing a ball you shouldn’t have bought my sextape in the first place.

Bless you

I cannot judge this man without being a hypocrite

“that’s a thing that happened?!?!” - everyone.

you forgot the part where he both insists his crazy coffin was necessary while also claiming it wasn’t really that hard to get in and out of that cave, and you could walk the majority of the distance.

Yea, I do nearly the same thing but I replace evil cilantro with worcesteshire and old Bay seasoning. Works on everything.

I'm very curious about goat cheese given how tasty it is when warm

Baseball has become a game of broken algorithms.

I assume there was some sort of auction where Deadspin outbid numerous other outlets for such an obvious front-page article.

... That letter reads like crazy wrote it.  

She is definitely a feminist. Staunch supporter of the fact that women can be genocidal fascists too.

I don’t recline until i see the person behind me reclining. If they’re an asshole, i have no problems being on either.

A shotgun seems like a really bad choice for the kind of distance-to-target an aerial vehicle would cover, no?

But seriously - even if it gets suppressed, it’s going to leak right?

Ok, this time pause before the word hear.

And you know what? I didn’t NEED to know how to climb a rope. That was NEVER important.

The UFC has taken swift action, announcing he will be introduced as “disreputable” instead of “notorious” from now on.

Soooooo much spite.

We had regular health and safety inspections that were basically “booze police” in college. booze, blocked fire exit, weed, etc. were all safety violations according to our school. You knew in advance, so as long as you threw a towel over the 30 rack in your room, you passed.