It was rhetorical rephrasing of your question. Everyone has their own level of laziness. You get to draw it wherever you want. But you look lazy to other people, while other people look lazy to you.

Is taking your kid inside the restaurant that much of a chore that you’d rather wait behind 5 cars?

I can’t stop casting:

The cooperating witness talks about how many ways there are to cheat the system, and he/ she was just offering one with more of a guarantee.

when i was not 21, I went into a grocery store at like 11pm on a saturday with a friend, drunk as all hell. We went to the beer and soda aisle, emptied 2 12 packs of coke onto a shelf, filled it with bud ice cans (of all the things we could have chosen...) and proceeded to the recently installed self-checkout line…

Well, this is very uncharacteristic behavior from such a level-headed young man. 

But to what end, we’ve already seen him destroyed. It’s not like he’s part of their future plans.

When you interview lawyers looking for a good “culture fit”, you end up with a lawyer that tells you what you want to hear. That is, a bad lawyer.

What OTHER reaction was Tesla expecting?  

And it's Florida, so we know it's only a matter of time till Florida Man fucks one of those monkeys

It's a shame, it's a really good show and one that has a much higher EQ than your average comedy.

*chef kiss*

we’re talking about MULTIPLE billionaires going to the same rub and tug...

Yea. Saying taco packets saved his life is a bit disingenuous. The snow water saved his life, the snowmobiler saved his life.  Taco bell made it slightly less hellish. 

I watched about 4 episodes and never onced laughed. Does it ever get better?

Roger’s Statement:

I love when people get all high and mighty about the people running this kind of store, but shrug their shoulders at the rich white men who keep them well funded.

i think that was meant as a different planet.  A sort of Kryptonian paradise that everyone escaped from.  I don’t think it was meant as the future, but I could totally be wrong.

Yea, i know nothing about the comics, so i was thinking the Vanya part was not the twist, but rather the pre-amble to the real twist.

yea, as soon as they said she had no powers, i was like “so she’s Jean Grey.” Anyone in the mutant school that is normal is always super OP.