I can’t stop casting:

The cooperating witness talks about how many ways there are to cheat the system, and he/ she was just offering one with more of a guarantee.

when i was not 21, I went into a grocery store at like 11pm on a saturday with a friend, drunk as all hell. We went to the beer and soda aisle, emptied 2 12 packs of coke onto a shelf, filled it with bud ice cans (of all the things we could have chosen...) and proceeded to the recently installed self-checkout line…

Well, this is very uncharacteristic behavior from such a level-headed young man. 

But to what end, we’ve already seen him destroyed. It’s not like he’s part of their future plans.

When you interview lawyers looking for a good “culture fit”, you end up with a lawyer that tells you what you want to hear. That is, a bad lawyer.

What OTHER reaction was Tesla expecting?  

And it's Florida, so we know it's only a matter of time till Florida Man fucks one of those monkeys

It's a shame, it's a really good show and one that has a much higher EQ than your average comedy.

*chef kiss*

we’re talking about MULTIPLE billionaires going to the same rub and tug...

Yea. Saying taco packets saved his life is a bit disingenuous. The snow water saved his life, the snowmobiler saved his life.  Taco bell made it slightly less hellish. 

I watched about 4 episodes and never onced laughed. Does it ever get better?

Roger’s Statement:

I love when people get all high and mighty about the people running this kind of store, but shrug their shoulders at the rich white men who keep them well funded.

i think that was meant as a different planet.  A sort of Kryptonian paradise that everyone escaped from.  I don’t think it was meant as the future, but I could totally be wrong.

Yea, i know nothing about the comics, so i was thinking the Vanya part was not the twist, but rather the pre-amble to the real twist.

yea, as soon as they said she had no powers, i was like “so she’s Jean Grey.” Anyone in the mutant school that is normal is always super OP.

Seriously. That isn’t even a scandal at 16.

Aaaand queue the lawsuits! https://www.eurogamer.net/articles/2019-02-19-epic-games-suing-norwich-fortnite-live-festival