As a CT resident, I'd say more people here hate NY. There's love for Massachusetts because of the Red Sox and Patriots, and often a New England brotherhood.

HOW DO I LOOK IN THESE??!!

I don't work that hard and my life is pretty great. All my college friends that stayed in major cities have to work a ton just to afford food and rent. I moved to Montana and only work about 25-30 hours on a typical week. I do a ton of mountain biking and skiing.

Move them to Hartford! (♫ Brass Bonanza ♫)

When shown the map by her husband, Ann Romney rolled her eyes and reminded him that the election results had not changed.

Look, it's pretty simple: you recruit a team, sext their moms, then bail on them for a job at another school. Do these girls want to learn the pic and roll or not?

"Ur sexy at 164, but u would be even sexier at 155"

No, it doesn't help them give better advice, that's absolutely true. But much of the time the problem isn't the nature of the advice. For most fat people, it really, really isn't rocket science, what they need to do. The problem is that for whatever reason, doing so seems impossible, or a lower priority than whatever…

I had never watched duck dynasty before the current hub-bub, so I decided to watch a few episodes to see why it was so popular. I went into it thinking I would hate it, but I didn't. I actually really like the show, even though there are parts of it that I find distasteful, such as how they handle the animals they…

I really wish I didn't find his kids so annoying :-(. They rub me the wrong way... Perhaps because he pimped them out so hard during the election, which I realize isn't their fault. They come across rather smug to me, but they grew up as part of the liberal elite in Brooklyn (the gentrified, trendy part) so why…

You're now saying "the dude snapped at me" when you said "I heard him mutter something sour" in the article. And it wasn't at all clear in the article that you hadn't put your luggage in your own overhead bin. So I reread the first part with your clarification in mind. I'm thinking you probably weren't in his personal…

"Here was a large, unkempt, suspicious-looking man, threatening to make lists about my kids, then break into my house tonight with a 'delivery'. I acted on instinct."

That's clearly not Santa. -Megyn Kelly.

Thank God Dany Heatley hasn't scored 4 goals in a game. He'd probably go the extra mile and clockslap an innocent bystander

I hope he doesn't tell the judge he doesn't remember the shots in question. You can't use that excuse twice in a row.

The team with the most beards usually wins.

"Found among the articles in the apartment was the following: food, bedding, night vision goggles and personal lubricant."

"the Texans beat themselves"

FYI - It hasn't been claimed yet.

Seconded. And in the AV Club Under Cover, no less.