"If you're going to go to the face, come with some knuckles, not an open slap."

The Adventures of Young Allen Ginsberg and Alternate-Universe Young Sam Shepard

Tomlinson, who wore "1D" as his shirt number, dusted himself off, but limped off the field and vomited when he reached the sidelines.

/Sees self in background of picture on Deadspin

Albom went on to write that he wish performers could be more wholesome, like Jelly Roll Morton, with his ode to breakfast pastries. Because no one thought about or referenced sex in the past...

The breeze catches hold
A leaf floats, pauses, and falls
My lawn: get off it

I'M A MAN! I'M HORNY!

If you want to compare players who are sized correctly, check out scrillit.com. Their site has been doing this for over a year, and has much better and more accurate data and presentation.

Hehehehe you called the shit poop!

Not particularly useful, for example: Denver pays Manning $18.72M and the tackles combined make $15M, each tackle's "circle" should be the size of $7.5M, not $15M each. Skews the visuals towards positions with multiple players (WR/T/G/RB)

This reminds me of that time I masturbated to pictures of Alex Rodriguez while I was watching Alex Rodriguez play baseball.

South Carolina has actually made the same decision, and, let me tell you, it looks hella unnatural seeing the Gamecocks without game balls.

It's stories like this that show the Rolling Stone staff is sick of being considered a bunch of Dzhokhars by the mainstream media.

"...two drops in two hours"

Gaylord Perry, author of Me and the Spitter....

If they were going to emulate Detroit, couldn't they just have added the word Rock to the middle of their current name, or burned down half their city?

Jake: "Dad, I can't believe you'd betray me like this! Me, your own son! And, for what? Some "higher purpose"? You son of a bitch!

You see the same sort of segregation in MLB locker rooms, where white players act like their black teammates don't even exist.

"That's Centaurrible."

[Frowns]