SHYMALON PLOT TWIST: There aren't any black friends...

You can always feast on the scraps.

I got my box of magnum condoms, I got my wad of hundreds, I'm ready to plow!

Exactly, it's the only way. The sad part is, it seems like he's one of the few who realizes that when he fucks up. So often it just sounds like "Sorry you were offended, but if you wouldn't have been, I still would've said it." This sounds like a guy who blacked out, said some horrific, indefensible shit, recognized…

In all seriousness: is it just me, or is he dealing with this in about the best way possible? No "sorry if I offended anyone," or any other equivocations like that.

Makes sense. I'm a Bruins fan, so I don't know much about the westerly Original 6 rivalries, I just know that I'm pretty stoked to have 4 of the 6 in my team's division.

Why couldn't Detroit be kept in the West-Central to keep the conferences even and preserve the Chicago rivalry? Would their travel schedule be that much more than Chicago or St. Louis or Vancouver?

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Does starring out the "i" while saying the word roughly 1000 times somehow make it better?

Probably a lot has to do with the growth of other sports networks — NBC Sports has their own SportsCenter and debate type shows, and while it's not huge, it's likely taking a chunk of the WWL's viewership. NBC just got the Premiership (or maybe Fox, I can't recall), and FOX Sports will be starting up soon, all of…

Sure, if you said "many people are killed in mass shootings at schools by insane people." That's absolutely true. But .09% (assuming there's 100 killed in mass shootings at schools by insane people) is not "many" when compared to the 11,000. It was lazy writing.

They condone through law and custom the gun murders of 11,000 Americans a year, many of whom are killed en masse at schools by insane people

Every court employee in this town seems to have phenomenal facial hair.

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As someone who has worked in a maintenance position at a high school, I can say that high school girls have a tendency to show a lot of leg and cleavage. And it can be very hard sometimes not to look. Expecting them to change what they do, though, is ridiculous — the onus not to do anything is on me, not on them. Does…

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