This should be the perfect weapon for the next Cars and Expresso.

and a television repairman who walked around with a signal detector.

This is real coal rolling, bitches.

I propose that we limit hi capacity magazines batteries. That should limit the number of wheels they can remove between recharges.

We both know Europe doesn’t factor into American accounts of history...

“I’ll have the Kidde’s meal”

Nah, that’s definitely the test-mule for the 2024 Toyota Rav-4-Ioli.

Behold, the 2023 Ford Ecanoline!!!

Please don’t take this the wrong way David, but under the circumstances, I’d say these were all super-normal run-ins w/ the police.  Glad that none of them caused you any grief, and it’s cool about the deputy following your exploits.

I’m not typically a police apologist but I think that the guy was probably right to call the cops on you, and the cops were right to check you out. Someone pulling up to fill their tank and instantly falling asleep is pretty unusual (for anyone but yourself) behavior. Tired drivers are one thing, impaired drivers are…

> There were a handful of officers on the scene in three different vehicles—a big scene created at this gas station all because one guy was too afraid to just tap on my window and ask what was up.

Approching some random sleeping/drugged/insane person in a gas station parking lot in the middle of nowhere is possibly a…

“That’s a nice truck, Mr. Bond. Jamaica?”

Born in the south, living in NC - serious question: who watches NASCAR anymore? Supreme Count briefings are more interesting with a lot fewer rules and rule changes.

Personally, I welcome our new Amazon overlords.

Silly poster.

True story: Jeff Bezos and I have an average net worth of 70 billion.

*Nissan gives 100,000 Euros*

Required post for Audi V8. Plastic guides. Engine out. $8k to 12K.

Mustang is crowned the best-selling sports car in the United States