“It’s one of them things that, if somebody had the time to finish it all out...it would actually be a pretty slick little ride,”

Zere, over zat hillockmitschmaltreezenshrubben* is vere I just followed ze orders.

Yeah, but how many miles did it have before they rolled the odometer back?

Ehm... I’m pretty sure you guys are spelling the brand name incorrectly... I just took a peek at mine that’s parked in the garage and I can confirm that it’s spelled “McLaven”.

Huh. I was sure they'd issue Bonds.

with a value of up to £5 billion, or $6.4 million

Kind of looks like everybody is ignoring the guy. The two girls in the Jeepster appear to have driven up to talk to the girl at the beach, and the guy is standing there like, “Hello ladies. I got a surf board. Hey, why aren’t you looking at me?” The dog can’t even be bothered to pay attention to him; he’s so…

Yeah, this isn’t going to happen. Anyone whose time is worthless enough to spend at least 2 full evenings per week (plus the occasional 2-hour notice trip to downtown) driving some drunk guy around Philadelphia is not going to be someone who will fulfill their end of the bargain for more than a weekend, nor someone…

I know one guy that will never get a sub again... Jared Fogle.

“So my man Keilor was like ‘meet me at 1am at the bridge, and bring the unicycle.’ It was already almost midnight and I had to be at the ad agency at 10am for work, but I was still interested. So I finished my Tripel (the third of the night -- whoa!) and we spent the rest of the night working on our tricks. Bridget…

Rare footage of a Portland sideshow:

“Is it even legal to refuse us” Jesus Lord, are you serious? And 15 pounds is not a small dog. I have small dogs (5 pounds, 8 pounds). I tried an empty dog friendly patio once, never again.

“Why can’t my dog sit just outside the restaurant patio?”

To be fair, the Irish Republican Army was Northern Irish. The article references the Irish Republic.

“several hundred thousand satoshi’s”

The Hummer H2. Four wheeled embodiment of every worst instinct of the car buying American consumer.

The fact that you can buy a new Ford with these graphics in 2018, street-legal or not, is enough reason to feel good today.

Personally, I think that was an excellent application of tire-based humor...

The owner was Rithesh Nair

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