i’m trying to buy a house right now.

I so completely agree with you both that I don’t know anything at all.

Who would have thought Seth Meyers would emerge as the hard-hitting late-night personality?

Trump: You know, Luke was a terrible Jedi. That’s true. He didn’t complete his training with Yoda and got his hand chopped off by his dad. Sad. I’d never get my hand chopped off, and that has nothing to do with the size of my hands. My hands are actually huge. They’re luxurious. They’re the best hands.

Unlike many of those getting angry with this there is no way this girl did this without reading most of the bible from cover to cover.

Do they think that Jesus hand printed their Bible Himself? Are they not aware that the publishing company picked the font and lay out and even some pictures to go in the book they have? How is that different? Why do they care? When am I getting a 5th season of Avatar: The Last Air Bender? These are the questions that…

I had a Steelix with Rocky Helmet that served a anti-Talonflame defense. Everytime someone switched out for Talonflame, I would quickly switch out for Steelix before they did Brave Bird. If the Talonflame had a Life Orb attached to it, which 90% of the time it did, it was usually enough to KO it with the damage from…

Oh yeah? Well...I still use a Flame Body Talonflame to hatch eggs. Gone but not forgotten.

I heard like one out of every six people hate it, but I never see a negative review from them about it.

anything that erodes Trump’s credibility, mandate and authority—even a little—gets a vaguely helpless nod / desperate thumbs up combo from me.

It’s Trump, the most famous “con-artist” in the world. And his biggest con still fooled millions. Sad.

A few years ago, maybe 2013 or 14, Secretary Hillary Clinton came to my work (not Wall Street, tech company) for a fireside chat and to promote her book. She talked at length about her experience as SOS, and one thing she discussed was how much “small offenses” matter to so many leaders and countries around the world,…

When they think you’ll be a playable character

Nintendo game ported to PC...?

I’m working on my theory, but here’s my first clue this will be the most Meta game ever. I mean. Color scheme alone.

Dear HRC: I keep thinking about that scene in The Abyss. You know the one where Ed Harris brings Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio back to life and, between bouts of CPR, he yells, “Goddammit, you bitch! You never backed away from anything in your life! Now fight!”? And she comes roaring back to life?

We call that Freedom Foam.

Or he can Obama can make a buddy road trip movie. I don’t want this party to end.

My current favorite!