Gonna need Maury to figure this one out...

Love it, but I'd settle for more Rally Cross TV coverage - anyone know a good place to look?

Didn't they have to do something like that in the movie Gladiator? They spliced a bunch of scenes and messed with some audio because one of the principle actors died mid-shoot.

You must desperately need a day planner if you can't spare 142 seconds in a day.

That wasn't a broken clamp, Massa was going so fast the car caught on fire - but it wasn't Alonso driving, so Ferrari had to make something up to cover for it.

Happy for another Cars. Sad Paul Newman won't be in it.

Is the prequel of this is going to feature a really annoying toddler, and then subsequently force me to look at the set of commercials with a level of resigned disdain?

I knew that wasn't a real blacklight, because the car isn't covered in sperm from the guys at Car & Driver.

Best celebrity twitter reference was Adam Savage saying that if his cohort Jamie Hyneman was ever on Twitter, all he would say would be, "Well, it's 5pm, time to update Twitter."

A photo op with a beach and race cars, and there isn't one scantily clad woman nearby.

Wait, people read things that are printed on dead trees?

@Chairman Kaga: I love that Gutter went on to make Ironman and Ironman 2.

What about the tattoo artist that had to handle this strange man's junk? What does he get?

@jpech:

@∞Gïmmï∞Mørgäikkøŋëŋ∞: Hrm, so I missed with the 'Japanese-lace-car-racist-joke'.

Weird. I accidentally had the browser on my translator set to Japanese, and this was the image up there, instead of the tire.

A good burnout is like good pizza - it transcends social and economic classes.

I like it.

My favorite part is how the line on the bottom about the lightbar goes from Not Activated to Activated - so you know the exact second when the cop growled 'Ah shit, really?'

Have yet to have any problems with any snowpocolypse I've been through.