@SecondSpitter: COTD

As long as we keep having seasons like last year, they could have the cars designed by Xzibit using crayons and LSD for all I care.

NP, all the way.

@underwear-ninja: There's a few, yeah. But it has some amazing places that no one notices due to Cleveland being really 'built up' during the steel making hey-day when rich people passed the time sponsoring ridiculously lavish public works projects.

@Torgen got 99 problems but the PAXFlu ain't one: No, it's made out of steel or something, and it's kind of hollow - when it hails you can hear a *plunk* *plunk* *plunk* if you're close enough to it.

@Lee M. Janotta: Hah! Knew that was coming up. My buddy Mike Polk made that with a few people I used to work with at a TV station. He got so much heat for that thing, it was hilarious. The Cleveland tourism board had a contest for a 'real' hastily made tourism video, and I kept trying to convince him to try out,…

In Cleveland, we have a giant FREE stamp. Which makes sense, because the city paid for this. So it's like the "artist" was giving a giant middle-finger to the city. Regardless, it sits in the middle of a park downtown, not even providing much in the way of shade, and mostly just being a landmark to guide people on…

@AMGkiller: They did - they totally played it off to the paramedics and the fire department that they meant to do it.

So I went to high school in North Ridgeville, Ohio; this town on the county line to the west of Cleveland, we had a corn festival - anyway, small town is what I'm getting at.

@Bluecold: Challenge accepted!

Is the 301 class done with cursive letters?

She chose not to pose with a Volt.

@Adrian Melendez: Which is why they have the best BBQ.

This is what happens when engineers and lawyers get drunk together and write an owner's manual.

Let's face it, if Texans could buy a Delta IV Heavy and use that to drop the kids off at school, they would.

@KillerRaccoon: Seconded. I'm 100% behind you on this.

This video looks like a Motor Trend car review, but even more boring.

Wow Caddy, you look sexy with your gym clothes on.

It's not like they're racing each other based on skill; all they're doing is racing their bank accounts against the other, hoping they bought the win.

"Betty White - is - faster - than - you — can you confirm you understood that message"