1991 Ford Tempo; it came in rust with red trim.

How many times do I have to play it before I can win a race in the WRC game?

@Sic Spiegel Tyrannosaurus: Just thinking out loud.

@Sic Spiegel Tyrannosaurus: Is there any way to make a German smoked-meat joke that doesn't pull you towards a Holocaust comment like some kind of bad-taste whirlpool?

Crash one of these into a replica and I'm pretty sure KFC would sell it as a new sandwich.

A country of 1 billion people can't keep a car company afloat?

I'd love to, but there's no 'Xzibit' option on the site. Maybe with the next version.

Yeah! Things were better/cheaper/easier back then! Things suck now!

Welcome to the uncanny valley, Jeep!

This is exactly like seeing your high school crush at the reunion.

"Once I did a bunch of ecstasy there with Pinko, Smokey and Ashcan and we ended up at an after-hours club where James Franco was eating olives and Jamón Ibérico from the nape of La La Vasquez's neck. Except none of that actually happened."

So does that mean in 4 years Joe Rogan and Doug Stanhope will run it into the ground?

I think my favorite thing about this entire thread is that on each one of these decisions was a producer that said, 'Yeah, let's go with that.'

I wonder when people are going to stop using novel techniques just to use them, and actually create something interesting with them.

So will this mean I have to watch it once, wait 24 hours before I watch it again, and it only costs as much as a normal movie thanks to a government tax break?

Yeah, between the families and malls, this time of year makes me want to smoke something too.

@LastVigilante: Now, to be fair, these arguments can be flipped and used by moon conspiracy nutjobs.

Every 50's futurist just wet himself.

@Punk-Is-Dead: Either way I'm checking that thing out in a museum. Can you imagine having a system of levers to control a Prius? That'd be so badass and steampunk I'd almost be inclined to own one.

Apparently Michael Bay is trying to kill astrophysics, because Apollo 11 can't be on the dark side of the moon, since the rotation of the moon is at the same rate as it's orbit; hence why we always see the same side.