@Cheeseslap spanks his ACR for being good: BRO! Twitter is where it's at! I can update my homies on the latest skank I brought home - yo, that bitch be all up on my jock, fo realz - and tell them about the sweet set of 24's I threw on the shaggin'waggin.

I'm with you, Kadyrov; bro's got some nice guns.

Bro, dude, bro. QX56 all the way, bro.

@DrZaius: BBBZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ WWWWSSSSHHHHHHHHH BZZZ HWWWSSSSSSHHHHHH BZZZBBZZZZBZBBZZZZZ WWSHHSSHHSSHHHZBZBZBZBZZZZZZZ

'someone alert Homeland Security!'

@Pope Spiegelio LXIX: Way to strip the poetry out of that in record time.

I want to hate all over this, but given my inexperience when it comes to performance driving, the power of a car like that, and how absolutely nuts the 'Ring is - I know I wouldn't do much better.

@jodark: Yeah, I was about to say - between the headline and the graphic it didn't really deliver the 'zOMG Ford lied to us!!!11!!one!!!' story you would think followed. I think the only thing unusual was the amount borrowed in relation to the past amounts borrowed.

@Whack-a-mole: Oh, I totally get that, but you have to grade someone who wins 7 of the damn things on a bit of a curve.

You know, I take exception to the fact of saying that Schumacher never had to go up against any good drivers.

@Ray Wert: Sounds like a scam, like some kind of very flashy way to launder money.

Hunh, I knew those tremors the other day weren't from an earthquake.

I'll ride when it's 20 degrees out, when it's raining, when it's blisteringly hot; basically any time there isn't salt on the roads.

@Spiegel Nielsen: 'tyres' , 'petrol' - I'm sorry, the Brits are making accusations about our President's ride?

With the doors up it looks like the happiest dog playing in the backyard.

@stöke, fabulous killjoy: Nope, sorry, Spiegel's right, that album is one of the best hiphop albums ever.

Chevy HHR.

So the US, Australia, and India were all colonies of the British Empire, and all three gained their independence.

That's it. I want an engine cover that can only be removed by bolts attached to the rollcage.