I noticed the boxer didn't get knocked out by punching himself in the face, the rocket didn't shut off it's own engines, Popeye didn't tie weights to his legs, the guys in Animal House didn't put the principal in his office, and the bike rider didn't voluntarily throw himself over the handlebars.

@grubbalicious: 'Pissing Genetic Weirdness' is totally going to be the name of my first album.

The troll controlling the traffic lights was the best one. Hands-down.

Typical Thanksgiving celebration. Years from now those white cars will celebrate by saying the blue and red ones shared the track long after they nearly die of syphilis and are forced to live on abandoned airfields in rural New Mexico.

@Lotus7: Oh yeah, college; never thought about that. Wonder what they do after they graduate? Join the NFL and make snarky comments all the time? (I would)

That opening the doors on my Matchbox cars somehow allowed them to fly.

How the hell does this guy know 12 rugby players in this country?

Before all you detractors get on them about flipping the Accord platform around, 2 nerds in California recently showed (using a Porsche) that it could be done.

They shouldn't have suspended the pavers. Instead put enough horsepower in them so they can keep themselves up there, and sell tickets.

Failures make victories so much more sweet.

@LoganSix: Bruce Campbell is the Midas of everything.

@ninetwoeight: I live in Ohio. The worst we have is a bit of snow.

I have never wanted a white racing jacket more than I do right now.

'Detention' is right.

You could cut that tension with a circumcision scalpel.

@philaDLJ: So a bomb is really just a drop in a bucket.

@Guerc: Oh goodie. I'm so looking forward to a trip out there to stand on your unsafe bridges and be threatened with bombs.

Okay, yeah, that's got to rank up there as the scariest thing a person in a car ever has to face. Trapped on a bridge because a guy has a bomb with nowhere to go but down surrounded by a bunch of people you don't know and were likely cursing out because they cut you off?

@Half the wheels and twice the fun: Gah, here's the image.

Ferrari F40.