@Alfisted: Exactly.

@Alfisted: We usually get very drunk and then play poker.

Look, I'm all for employing the elderly, it's just, they sometimes forget stuff.

@Cheeseslap spanks his ACR for being good: Seriously, I had to read this four times.

@xxpor: Well, about 20ish miles west, little town called Vermilion. But it's closer to Cleveland than anything else.

@Cheeseslap spanks his ACR for being good: Have you picked up his book, 'Feasting on Asphalt'? It's not just a good cook book, it's a good book in general.

@horspowr1001 - If somebody says shenanigans one more time....: Christmas Ale. A guy I used to work with, Mike Polk, made this song and threw together a video - [www.youtube.com]

@V6Focus: I live in Cleveland, the home of GLBC. Went there 2 weeks ago for dinner with a friend actually. The burgers were fantastic, which surprised me.

@Spiegel Bonaparte: She is the Antichrist. Anyone who uses that much butter and doesn't make a statue out Jesus (which will subsequently burn down) out of it on I-75 is asking for it.

@horspowr1001 - If somebody says shenanigans one more time....: You use the box to sit on while you drink a beer from Great Lakes Brewing Company. I think. That's what I'd do anyway.

@$kaycog: Hopefully she'll use the chairs and water more than me.

Hey-hey, my first COTD! That's pretty shibby (yes, I said that). Thanks for the kudos and I promise to make more quasi-observant sayings in the future.

Maybe the dog is kind of like a booth babe?

Last time I saw this much German-on-German hate a wall with barbed wire was involved.

See, this is what Formula 1 needs. The guy just walked out of a horrific crash, and the Germans are there with a chair and a bottle of water; not a camera and a microphone.

@Jeb_Hoge: Ah, you're right, it is a 430, not a Lambo. Regardless the point stands

James May isn't a hipster because he has something that all hipsters lack. It's the one thing that they can't seem to wrap their heads around as they 'rebel' against the establishment and society, thinking themselves better because of it.

@SpikeJnz - Shomer Shabbos: It would just end up being the LeMans documentary with blue people.

Dear Ferrari,

That park employee wins the award for 'Most calm demeanor to be able to take a steady photograph while staring down one of the most awesomely badass and absolutely frightening moments mother nature could conjure on a bad acid trip'.