"The Acura Integra, especially in GS-R or balls to the wall Type-R form, has a reputation for handling that's wedding night tight."

"43 miles looks veeeeeeeeery tiny up there."

The yellow 'cuda from Nash Bridges.

@Heavern2: When someone would eat it and then complain would you look at them with a mischievous eye and say 'Zing!'

I think you are all missing the big picture here - what's a KFC Zinger, and is it any worse than a Double Down?

Toyota Hilux.

This is what I would expect a 14 year old to make if he had never seen the original Trans Am and I described it to him.

Considering the kinds of jackholes who buy these cars, getting one as a prostitute so he can talk down to it and smack it around makes perfect sense.

So now I know how my grandfather would view Top Gear.

All these videos demonstrate is how important timing is to comedy.

@Buckus: Gah! I can't believe I forgot that one! Good call.

@AMC_CJ: No, she didn't break the stereotype, you said she's cute and she drives a Jetta. She's more of an outlier.

@Don Fehlio: Heh, I love The League!

Click and Clack are just one phone call away...

Volkswagon Jettas and cute girls.

The ghost of playboy drivers past are looking down at the Korean GP with equal part envy and disdain.

Here's a thought; if you don't like the fact he's a convicted pedo, don't watch.

@Muscles Marinara: And the magic is gone....

The front of the car is shaped like a normal boat, but somehow he makes the rear look look like an upside-down one....it's like a mobius strip that crashed into a crazy glue factory before rolling into a toy store.

My favorite thing about Ferraris is how when they idle the exhaust almost sounds wet; as if it wants another run so badly it's foaming at the mouth.