Damn, makes me wish I took a shot of my bike's Odo at 666 miles.

'un-cut 9"'

This is like watching Natalie Portman gain weight and lose her hair.

Actually, this isn't that complicated. I'll walk you through this.

@tonyola: See, I think the lack of refinements is what makes this car a standout. It makes it flawed; human, almost.

I kind of have a thing for the 914's ever since that was the first Porsche I unlocked in Forza 2. I ran rings around the AI in that thing after I tuned it to hell.

Hunh. So, I could start a business, run it into the ground chasing imaginary profits, have a few congressmen on payroll to bail it out, then make money at the end of it...

This lady is inspiring.

*Hits play*

Dodge takes a step forward incorporating those red slashes into a logo.

I just think they're going to be pissed when they find out the look of their car is going to have to change over the years and they can't hang the engine out over the rear axle like a ba-donk-a-donk

I wonder how many times he mentioned 'double clutching' when bragging about his drag races...

@spiegel1 - Dom DeElise: You wanna do what to a female sheep?

@FTGDWolverineEdition: Not all of us have stars under our names and can throw words around like that.

"And I think that somehow, deep down, Americans understand this. That's why they elected - and reelected - Bill Clinton. Because given a choice, Americans prefer their bullsh*t right out in front, where they can get a good, strong whiff of it. Clinton may have been full of sh*t, but at least he let you know it. …

"Air bags and catalytic converters"

@spiegel1 - runnin' out of puns: YYYYYEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHH

So apparently all it takes to stop 408 Italian horses is just 1 Canadian one.

@duurtlang: Aaaaaand looking and boob drifting videos that other countries come up with. Let's not forget that.

@Octomac: Because we have other things that occupy our time than they do in Eastern Europe and Scandinavia.