I could make a car in 3 and a half minutes too if I had a team of Nightcrawlers helping me out.

@Turbineguy - now with reheat!!: Hooray daddy issues!

Did he crash it in France? Because it looks like it got Eiffel Towered (don't Google that with safe search off).

I hope all these insane people go to the same guy so that tattoo artist can win the Guinness Record for 'Most Jaded Man'.

Awesome, all we need now is for Johnny Knoxville to do a one-sided documentary on the U.S. Health Care system and Michael Moore can disappear into obscurity.

Wonder if that Chili's could have helped him save The Jay Leno Show. Because then we'd still have Conan on.

Leno said it best - "There are two things that every man thinks they're the greatest at when they actually aren't: driving and sex." And my nomination ties both of these together perfectly.

C-bass, I don't know how you do things in Chile, but there are FAR easier ways to steal a dead body.

Look at that headline. This is exactly why I always look on an airplane to see if there are any famous people. If there are, I'm finding another flight. I do not want the news of my death to be, "Gilbert Godfried and 75 others perish in a plane crash".

This would work great if I didn't hate children.

She really wanted to get back to the 8th kid she forgot.

There's something going on in the world of bundled straw that I just don't trust.

Porsche Boxster.

"I spent the last three weeks doing nothing but trying to work out what on earth to do."

All I can think of seeing this is getting behind that jet and jumping so the jet wash shoots me into the ocean for the greatest cannonball ever.

I wish I could do burnouts like woah, just so I can be driving the car that follows that jackwagon.

One of the things I make sure to do whenever I design a logo for a client, is that the logo captures the spirit of the company, but doesn't push a specific product they have.

@jedchev: Is that a bear on the roof? Who puts a bear on the roof of a car?

Dodge Scrum Wagon, courtesy of yourselves.

How does he jam his hair up into the helmet?