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Why do I read Jalopnik?

The GM EV-1. But not because it's a bad car.

Hi Dan!

What's that convertible 3 cars down in front of the Ford F-9000 Landstalker?

I hope they have seating other than at the grandstands, like sitting on the hills outside turns or something.

@Scandinavian Flick: Please tell me tomorrow is going to be Pun Day.

It was launched in 1990, and was a great poke in the eye to Italy. You didn't need to drop a mortgage payment to buy a mid-engined rear wheel drive piece of gorgeous. Took first in Le Mans in 1995's GT2 class (thanks Wikipedia!), so it has pedigree.

And we can solve one aspect of the Healthcare crisis by bringing the wonders of the assembly line to bear. Just line up a bunch of patients in a parking lot and roll on by, finding out what's wrong. Now all we need is a mobile x-ray scanner and a few dozen of those arm-bandy things that measures your blood pressure.

The one-armed guy just won the 100-meter dash in the Special Olympics?

...This isn't all that special. You were (and still are) able to spoof your IP so you can watch the BBC iPlayer from anywhere in the world. It's not that hard; Lifehacker had a how-to on it a while ago.

A minivan. Any minivan.

I sign NDA's and Non-competes all the time. It's pretty standard stuff; 'keep your mouth shut about it'.

@$kaycog: I love being an American

Letting Michael Bay get ahold of it for a movie.

"When Top Gear America pulled the Porsche Cayman shooting brake hoax, it was done so well we started looking at how much our own cars would fetch on the open market."

Pennsylvania has a ton of weird vending/distribution laws. Aside from the usual (and completely unfair) 3-tiered alcohol production, wholesale, and distribution nonsense, they have laws on the books governing sale of wine in grocery stores.

Those who have sat behind the wheel of an Alfa Romeo.

I feel bad this guy's idiocy is spilling onto Danica.

@BeanBone: Yeah, I saw that too, what the hell is '4 slenders'?