Officer: Where you coming from?

Officer: Do you know where you are?

Tiger: I would like to have a threesome with you and another girl you trust. 

Guaranteed to have a better finish than the Chargers this year.

Poor kid, no father to prevent him from becoming a full-kit wanker.

Coworkers, I don’t have the power to fire them but that won’t stop me trying to anyway.

I walked into a Jazz bar in Utah...

You’re welcome! This new structure is stiff and very quiet.

Yeah, they look pretty sharp.

Looks like they want to emphasize Japanese culture by using Japanese crest designs

HOT TAKE

Racist Trump supporters really are the shittiest people in the world.

Guys, pay attention. It was only the end of the second quarter. Look at the graphic in the corner. It says “2nd” right there on the screen. Such an embarrassment to see a mistake like that on this usually-wonderful website.

Not to go all HOT TAKE-Y on everyone, but seriously, fuck this sport. Watch the NBA, where the talent/athleticism is not only at an all time high, but the star players actually are able to play most of the games

Exactly. You guys bust your ass, put out some great stuff, and put out some silly stuff too... And your biggest moneymaker was a compilation of people getting 5 gallon buckets of water on their head. Go figure.

Looks to me like baseball’s in his blood. Should be fine.

clicked the video to watch highlights like this and came away disappointed.

I’m 29 and I can not tell you how many times I’ve daydreamed about going back and playing little league, not as a kid, but as an adult. I would fucking dominate and feel a power that I’ve never felt before. Imagine getting a 40mph floater right down the middle and taking it deep, rounding the bases while staring…

Somewhere Bill Belichick just became urgently aroused, and he doesn’t know why.

God help the Browns.