I think he likes to talk tough to compensate for the fact he’s terrified of stairs.

I think he likes to talk tough to compensate for the fact he’s terrified of stairs.

Trump seems to think that insulting foreign leaders is a great idea yet demands everyone else treats him with respect.

GQ’s executive editor doesn’t even know for sure

“This seems like a wise moment to address a sneaking suspicion that I batted away at first—inconceivable, given the physical specimen in front of me—until it became unavoidable: By most definitions, Tom Hiddleston is…uncool.”

Go forth and like him. Anyone who tries to dictate* why you shouldn’t can fuck off. And that goes for pretty much anything** you like.

Also where are the parents of this poor girl.

I’m surprised it isn’t. This judge needs to be removed ASAP.

Holy shit. Your side note should be included in the article.

Obviously someone wasn’t invited to the orgies.

I was gonna say, how’d he get to be judge with such shitty math skills? 1970, yo! The Quaaludes Generation! The discovery of the clitoris! Hot tubs, swingers, orgies! Nope, no teenagers having sex back THEN, no way.

Judge Randy Stoker should be bombarded with actual mail to his home address, since, ya know — he hates the Internet and thinks it’s a good excuse for rape. But since I’m not privy his home address, he can be reached here:

Translation: None of those hippy chicks would sleep with him so they must not have been sleeping with anybody.

When I was 19 years of age, the sexual proclivities of young people wasn’t anything, anything like I see today.

Well we wouldn’t want to ruin the poor man’s promising life, now would we? Besides, it is clearly the teenager and Instagram’s fault for inviting the dude over and asking for it, obviously.

Oh right, they’ll just check that he’s behaving via polygraph, a test so notoriously unreliable that it’s banned in military courts. That makes complete sense!

Wait, are you suggesting that a man that would knowingly force a 14 year old girl to have sex despite her objections might also lie? Because...well, yeah, actually. Yeah. I guess he will. Probably not a problem for him to lie.

SOOO he is a self confessed pedo and we let him free???????

I think that’s the point. He gave this guy a pass.

Tom is that good-looking guy that you can’t believe is single. And halfway through the first date you realize that there are many valid reasons that no one wants to date him.