fart every time you leave your desk.

Worth noting, too, that there was almost no one on the sidewalks for the motorcade from the White House. There were actually more police/military lining tge streets than there were onlookers.

Tiny crowds to fill his tiny hands

Of course he’ll say “the biggest crowds ever.” In the face of video, audio, books and newspaper accounts, he’s still managed to deny, lie and exaggerate with a straight fucking face. The sign of a true sociopath.

Nice. As an aside, I am currently sitting across from two coworkers that have nothing but bitch about Obama for the past eight years mutter to each other about how “he’s our President now and people need to get over it.”

Wall Street paid her to make some speeches, so that’s pretty bad, right? Thank goodness we’re getting a President that isn’t in the pocket of big business.

I don’t think you understand. She had a VAGINA. And a private email server. We really dodged a bullet here.

... but both parties are equally bad and corrupt. Right?

He teaches children to share. That sounds like left-wing, borderline communist thinking to me!

Yes, but this is also their plan. Shift that responsibility off the federal government and put it on individuals and families who are already struggling. Families who will bear an even larger burden under Trump’s tax plan and who will benefit less from it.

This shit has Pence written all over it. That a-hole is whispering in Trump’s ear. He hates poor people, brown people, women, pretty any one who is not a white evangelical man.

Today’s republican voters see Mr. Rogers as an elitist.

I’m glad they are finally defunding Sesame Street. Kids today are too used to being given everything. In my day, if we wanted to watch puppets count to ten, we had to go and farm our own sheep, shear them ourselves, make wool, knit socks with needles we had whittled from trees we grew ourselves, stick our hands in the…

For fuck’s sake. Double thumbs up at a fucking Wounded Warriors event.

A good place for the Scottish Herald’s TV guide, which floated about Twitter all too briefly. It sums up the current EU feeling.

Autonomy over one’s own body is a right.

If you’re anti-abortion but respect that it’s your personal decision and are cool with letting others do whatever they want because they ALSO get to make that personal decision, by all means join us.

The tiny sliver of idealism that still remains unstomped says “sure, someone will see the light and do the right thing” but the cynic in me agrees with you.