I guess trump is looking for wife #4.

Well of course. How else is he going to get to review who he’ll be dating in 10 years?

but as they handily pointed out on Twitter, the Girl Scouts of the USA are a non-partisan, non-political organization

Sales of the thin-skinned mints are going to skyrocket

I am always uncomfortable at the thought of Trump anywhere near children given his comments about his daughter, a young Paris Hilton and all of his other creepy comments.

Having had the chance to read complaints from previous years, there is nothing that people won’t complain to the FCC about.

As a teacher, this, out of all of Trump’s horrific appointments, has stung the most. Imagine if this person and her family had donated that bribe money to public education what could have been accomplished.

I’m not 100% sure we’re going to have the luxury of existence for three more generations, but I like your optimism.

Rember folks, this pasty weasel believes in repealing child labor laws! She wants to go back to the days of children in coal mines! Honestly, that bothers me more than money. How morally bankrupt can you be?

Well, great. God, we are fucked. And we’re probably going to be cleaning up this mess for the next three generations.

Sounds like these ladies need to bootstrap it and learn to do their own hair and makeup. Like us plebes do.

I would just like to state that at one point in my 20s, I quit my day job to be a dancing spoon in a tour of Beauty & the Beast.

Don’t be silly.

How many times are we going to let him beat our ass before we leave this obviously abusive relationship? We realize the longer we wait the greater the possibility that we might not make it out alive, right?

True that. We went from an original John Williams composition to not even being able to get a cover band.

Not even a cover band will perform at his inauguration, damn, that is extra bleak.

Meanwhile, the members of Jon Bovi wait patiently by the phone...

Melania Trump will have her very own room for hair, wardrobe, and makeup at the White House. Special!

You are commenting on an article about how she was getting death threats because she was going to perform for Trump.