WTF is she only on $20,000 bail? What in the actual fuck yall? Her child was 30 pounds.

So, the father lived in the house and only now discovered that one of his children was locked in one of the bathrooms for two years? Did he think his son was on a really long field trip?

The boy weighed 30 pounds when he was found

Bush and co started the Middle East fiasco yet somehow it became all Hillary and Obama’s fault. The Republican voters will never admit they’ve been duped.

Somehow a man impersonating a politician being serenaded by a man impersonating a musician seems so perfect!

He has the mental capacity of a 5-year-old

Nothing witty, I just hope he fucking dies.

First he’s too smart for the briefings, then he can’t retain the info from said briefings. Which is it you orange asshole?

Thank God Comey had his priorities in order....

I think Obama is hitting on a lot of key points in this speech about the importance of participating in democracy.

God I can’t believe he is going to be gone. The last adult in Washington is trying to make us feel like America isn’t over.

fave joke thus far:

“Wikileaks” indeed.

That reaction face just says it all. “How dare you call me out on my racism by associating me with this racist group that believes all the same things that I do! I would never outright say that I am a part of them, because *I* am someone who knows that the really effective way to be racist is to be racist in the back…

Operation Rescue = Christian terrorism.

Laughter infuriates every right winger I know. They always say we’re so sensitive yet they literally throw a tantrum when I giggle when they say Obama is a Kenyan Muslim Terrorist... sorry dude, it’s hard not to laugh at that.

that was a good try, but next time use it on someone who didn’t just suggest using it minutes before, because it’s far less effective that way.

i love this woman.