Of course. the uday and qusay are in. daughter eva braun is in. Gotta have the whole family in power so that they have the necessary experience to assume power when the despot dies. it’s how dictatorships work.

I kind of get the feeling this Jared fellow is going to be running things with Pence while Trump feuds on Twitter 16 hours a day.

i wish when i lied that i was able to believe myself as well as drumpf does when he lies.

I do want it said and again and again how this has nothing to do with conventional politics. Trump isn’t just wrong or bad (or even primarily wrong or bad) because he’s a Republican. He’s bad because he’s just a shitty human being who just so happens to have hijacked politics.

He literally said her father wasn’t a war hero because he was captured.

Hi! I posted on the original story, but I am the teacher that sent in the story about the Bronx cheerleading squad that needed help getting to Nationals. Just wanted to quickly update - they made their goal and are going. The students and coaches are SO grateful for all the donations and the kind words of…

Those are not equally likely because you are a know-nothing with your fingers in your ears and eyes closed shut.

I’m pretty sure State’s rights only need to be respected when they apply to the ownership of black people.

soooooooooo states rights until they’re doing something we don’t like?

Jude is right. I’m not living. I am not even human. I am a spirit who only briefly takes corporeal form to post Harry Styles gifs on Jezebel. Here’s the secret: it may not be living, but it’s wonderful.

The fact that a second season is up in the air makes me very nervous about this adaptation. I assumed it was a miniseries that would run the plot of the book. I’m worried now that there will be a frustrating number of liberties taken.

I want you to have this conversation and I want to be on speaker phone.

Nationals may not mean anything to you, but it sure means a lot to us. The tears of the joy that come from cheerleaders after each competition shows that they are passionate about what they do, we have come so far and we will not give up on our dream. It’s not about the trip, it’s about coming home with the first…

Victim: Help! I was raped by a police offic-
Republican: No you weren’t.

What is it with Republicans and public restrooms? Are they aware that enforcement of these stupid, sexist laws require the very peeking they pretend to want to prevent? Or do they just want an excuse to peek?

Somebody needs to get this delicate flower into a safe space.

You’re right, this is all a feminazi plot to take away the power of poor, emasculated men. This is absolutely what feminist belief. It’s also unfair that men die earlier and have to go to war and work construction and women can sit at home and eat bon bons and have men protect them. Oh, and don’t forget to mention…

Gravity is a liberal conspiracy to keep us down (literally). The wikileaks proved it.

everybody knows better than to get a gun and fire it up in the air because what goes up must come down.

...Dolan responded that he hadn’t seen hate from anyone on the pro-Trump side