Trump alreasy identifies these yokels as “his people”.

If you don’t read EVERY communication from Ole Miss in the voice of Foghorn Leghorn, and start every paragraph by mentally adding “Ahh say, Ahh say...,” then what are we even doing here?

I was on my bicycle once and the NYPD were doing their periodic ticket-fests on red lights for bikes. Happens once every few months. I’m on a bike forum and knew it was happening, so I had stopped at a red and watched another idiot blast past me and get pulled over by a cop parked up ahead in the bike lane.

I’m betting he was a meth-head, which is fucking scary, since this guy has a gun and the authority to use it.

I think I see the mistake Corey made in the ad that led to the cop assuming it was drugs...

This is exactly like the press outta North Korea. Not even a joke.

Trump won’t be punished for leaking that Israeli spy’s intel on ISIS, as he says he intended to use it to gain a foothold with the Russians.

I think Atari will soon need to bury this hat in the desert.

I read this in Prof. Farnsworth’s voice.

The Jackass crew also seemed to possess self-awareness about how stupid and obnoxious they were (hence the name of the show). Johnny Knoxville in particular always had that “I’m a freaking moron for doing this” attitude. They were aware that they were freaks participating in a freak show, and had fun with it.

How many royalties does he pay to the Jackass crew?

FFWD to 2045: “I really think today, in our time of crisis, is the day where Josh Paul transitioned from Candidate Paul to President Paul.”

ME: tolerance and peace is the best way to go through life. we shouldn’t infringe on somebody who’s just doing what they want
ALSO ME: we should destroy every teen

MLB Official: Holy shit, he hit the roof?!?!?! What do we do?

I’m not willing to go all-in on that. There are plenty of cases where something is arguably stupid but an otherwise reasonably intelligent human could misjudge the situation due to factors that could be foreseeably prevented. It’s overwhelmingly clear in this case though that it’s dangerous AND she was warned.

If I had to die, being blown to death would pretty much be at the top of my list.

It seems the only thing worse than living/dying in a zombie holocaust is producing one.

Wow, this is hands down the best drama to come out of the walking dead in years.

Wait a minute. Hold on. That’s not how percentage addition works. Unless they say specifically at 5 you get 10%, at 10 sold you get 20% and 15 you get 30%, it’s independent. 10% each time you reach 5 cars.

Is... is it just me or does this car have no suspension?