I was on my bicycle once and the NYPD were doing their periodic ticket-fests on red lights for bikes. Happens once every few months. I’m on a bike forum and knew it was happening, so I had stopped at a red and watched another idiot blast past me and get pulled over by a cop parked up ahead in the bike lane.

I’m betting he was a meth-head, which is fucking scary, since this guy has a gun and the authority to use it.

I think I see the mistake Corey made in the ad that led to the cop assuming it was drugs...

This is exactly like the press outta North Korea. Not even a joke.

The Jackass crew also seemed to possess self-awareness about how stupid and obnoxious they were (hence the name of the show). Johnny Knoxville in particular always had that “I’m a freaking moron for doing this” attitude. They were aware that they were freaks participating in a freak show, and had fun with it.

How many royalties does he pay to the Jackass crew?

FFWD to 2045: “I really think today, in our time of crisis, is the day where Josh Paul transitioned from Candidate Paul to President Paul.”

ME: tolerance and peace is the best way to go through life. we shouldn’t infringe on somebody who’s just doing what they want
ALSO ME: we should destroy every teen

MLB Official: Holy shit, he hit the roof?!?!?! What do we do?

I’m not willing to go all-in on that. There are plenty of cases where something is arguably stupid but an otherwise reasonably intelligent human could misjudge the situation due to factors that could be foreseeably prevented. It’s overwhelmingly clear in this case though that it’s dangerous AND she was warned.

If I had to die, being blown to death would pretty much be at the top of my list.

Wait a minute. Hold on. That’s not how percentage addition works. Unless they say specifically at 5 you get 10%, at 10 sold you get 20% and 15 you get 30%, it’s independent. 10% each time you reach 5 cars.

Is... is it just me or does this car have no suspension?

holy shit! You can buy dogs that bite Lena Dunham? Sign me up.

What about if they serve them spinach around Round 7, that seems to liven up Popeye/Bluto matches.

Little do we all know, MacGregor has spent the last 8 years developing a resistance to iocane powder.

People have tried moving against Floyd, but has anyone tried not moving?

Clearly his technique of standing flatfooted, in one place while telegraphing huge, looping hooks is going to do well against one of the most technical, defensive fighters in history.

There’s really nothing remarkable here. Lots of athletes take time out of their schedule to visit retarded children.

He died from an arrow wound... but wasn't murdered? Self-inflicted arrow wound?