Fuck Jim Spanfeller.

Dear Mr. McQuade,

Inject this directly into my veins.

Whew, Hey Dan! You scared us for a minute...the Deadspin homepage looks like the Splinter homepage looked when it got shut down!

This dude has nothing on the speed with which the vulture capitalists stole the credibility of this site.

Man, I love people who self-own through being hilariously inept. You know, pumpkin thieves, thin-skinned vulture capitalist owners of blog sites, those kinds of folks.

Message from G/O overlords:

In case you didn’t get a chance to respond to the GO Media management about the direction of the sites yesterday because they are post-deleting cowards, here’s the email address you need.

This post has been starred for its simple yet thorough summation of the event.  Bravo!

I hope so too, but I actually think he is completely incapable of processing or even believing anything negative about himself. By Wednesday, he’ll have convinced himself -- and all of his doublethinking followers -- that it never happened.

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Someone needs to pull Gary Thorne away from Baltimore.

I didn’t use it in vain, I used it as part of a joke.

So much talent pissed away.

The most classic rock is igneous.

Yes, my sexual inadequacy was fairly explicitly the whole point of the joke but—for the second time—you really nailed it.

Reminds of when my gf told me she was going to come, then she leapt out of bed and went right out the door. :(