You get a star purely for introducing “you can go fuck your hat” to my lexicon. I plan to use it often.

Why so serious about something so trivial?   It’s not like you are paying for the articles here.  

Right hand drive mode please?

So we are in agreement that sedans and wagons have a lot in common. Rather than quibble with minute differences, we should focus on defeating the common enemy: crossovers. Once they’re gone, we can divide up the kingdom however you want.

Let me say one thing for the record: I vehemently support protecting porcelain ferrets at all costs, which is why I included that exception.

Listen, I’m full of garbage takes and people liking me was never going to last long. But those advantages you mention are tiny! Yes they’re quieter and more aerodynamic, but by a margin that’s likely imperceptible to your wallet or ears with today’s sculpting and insulation.

In general, I agree, but in some places [cough, SF, cough] where vehicle break-ins are rampant on streets and in parking garages, it’s not surprising that most of the vehicles you see with busted out windows are the ones without trunks (aka SUVs and hatchbacks) because it’s so much quicker and easier to shatter, look,…

Ahhh! I forgot about minivans. Yes, minivans are fantastic and I would wheel the hell out of an Odyssey Elite.

Which proves the point that the best sedans are the least sedan-like!

Okay fine add “gold bar salesmen” to the list of prospective sedan buyers. But if theft avoidance is the only priority, best board up your windows.

Wrong. Minivans are the obvious choice - no ground clearance, all-wheel drive is available, gobs of cargo/passenger space.

Writer, errand boy, space heater. I do it all.

The best sedans aren’t sedans

Add to that the fact that thieves(most) are people of opportunity. Most of the gun thefts from vehicles and grand theft autos are from vehicles that are unlocked, and even have the keys in them. Simply locking up the belongings slows them down and raises the chances of getting caught, verses casually opening an…

Yeah this guy gets it.

Taking some risks so early in the internship. I like the blazing hot takes.

Mazda6 Is Always The Answer.

PSA: Remember folks, Before you decide to grab your pitchforks and torches, read the last line of his profile-

but if you’re willing to break glass on a car it’s just as easy to break the front window and access the trunk release.

And there’s a sportback. Which is technicaly a hatch, with elegant coupe-like lines, wide stance, but practical rear-door, which opens wide enough and allows you to carry big items. I’m looking at you: BMW 4-series, Audi A5 and Panamera.