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*ObV1oUsly* these (((lasers))) achieved “ignition” way back in 2018! But the Government/Hollywood/George Soros/the Illuminati suppressed the news because it accidentally started the California wildfires and it was too good of a disaster to NOT blame on Global Warming!!1!11!

To put that in perspective, that’s more than the combined GDPs of Turkey, Argentina, and Switzerland the cost of about 180 SoFi Stadiums, 2000 Kyle Fields (for those who prefer Texas A & M over the LA Chargers) or between 2 and 3.5 million Olympic swimming pools. 

“I’m not racist. I’m colorblind. I don’t even see race.”

“Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!

I guess they decided against “Lucille” because it would have started stealing all the scenes it was supposed to be shooting?