Just like Trump is a poor man’s interpretation of what a rich man is, she is what a Pinterest Mom interprets as poised and sophisticated.

Sure Tiger, I believe you. The same way my sister was totally not drunk when she fell down and rolled around in cat pee.

I lost my dad around the same time Di died, and I was Harry’s age. I have always, always felt a strange kinship to both Princes because of this. And seeing them happy now (and championing mental health) is really nice.

Is this the best Kirsten’s ever looked or what? That dress, the color and proportions are so flattering to her skin tone and figure and she looks so happy!

Seconded. It looks like she and Destenay downed a couple of spritzers and started dishing on Donald in Slovenian. ‘Cause of course Destenay speaks Slovenian. Later they got hammered and were seen running through the corridors, Melania chasing Destenay and screaming, “You are my Destenay!” and then they would bust…

On the other hand, Mrs. Erdogan looks pissed to be up there with a gay man and the trophy wife of a pussy grabber.

“Billy reached out to me just about three weeks ago by email. He wrote a really nice apology, which I appreciated very much.”

Until a dedicated post about the incident in Manchester goes up; a note about fast breaking news - especially since trolls are already putting fake missing people reports into the social media news stream:

Yes, our speaker was excellent as well. I graduated in Comparative Literature, and this wonderful man (whose name I sadly cannot recall) said: Graduating in Comparative Literature indicates that you are fluent in at least two languages. Congratulations. You are now on the level of an average three year-old in any part…

Can you imagine shelling out all that money and working that hard just for PENCE to be the speaker? Huge slap in the face.

There were aspects of the movie that Jews from that era would recognize as being very specific to that time and place. The resort setting in particular was intended to replicate a typical Jewish summer vacation in the Catskill mountains, which was still very popular in the sixties. As a matter of fact, my grandparents…

And you can wackle all you wanna, you can wackle while I walk away,
And you can wackle all you wanna, you can wackle while I walk away, away, away, away!

I really like them but I resent having to wear a bra to avoid making eye contact with other people through the door-gaps in public bathrooms while I’m peeing completely naked.

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I’m 31 and I feel like, given enough tequila shots, I’d still do it.

America doesn’t deserve a sweetheart right now.

Look, even before the NYC indoor smoking ban, you couldn’t smoke in the fucking. Metropolitan. Museum. of Art.

Smoking is gross. Indoor smoking is even more gross. Indoor smoking that ruins original art pieces and haute couture gowns people spent months making for these idiots is reprehensible.

Who do you think made all those sandwiches?!?