Says the mighty hipster, "My word is law!"

And what qualifies as a Big Mac in this case is still subjective

What's that you say, humor is mostly subjective? Mind definitely not blown

Let me blow your mind- There are people who like all three shows!
There are even people who hate Dane Cook and enjoy Jim Carrey.
It turns out people, just as intelligent as you, sometimes more so, enjoy a wide range of comedy.

Social Justice Warriors…. UNITE!!

Oh yeah, 'cause that like totally applies to all of us, huh? What happens when the worst stereotype of a hipster generalizes other people?
New AV Club rule-The only comedy that can be enjoyed is the thought-provoking sort that makes you stroke your neckbeard!

No, I understood the controversy fully, unlike you. The woman heckled him during a set, he responded with a less than thoughtful or clever response. I'll grant to you, he's usually better with responding to hecklers, but in the end it was just an immature, obnoxious person who shouldn't have been in the audience of a…

NOBODY finds rape funny, except maybe a particularly sociopathic breed of rapist. We don't need humor for good stuff, we need it for the bad, not to make light of a subject but to have a brief respite from it.

You mean the blog post of a heckler who took his jokes out of context? Oh right, HUGE controversy!

What? Since when do hipsters not like Daniel Tosh? Is there some kind of list of hipster-approved movie/tv/comedians/music, or should I just go by the letter ranking on AV Club reviews?
But what about things that AV Club doesn't review?

Obviously the anticipation has been for more Patricia Arquette, and her bosom….her magical bosom

I just want the Colbert character back, he can look any way he wants, there just isn't anything else like him on television right now

Wrong link, sorry. He doesn't mind philosophy as it relates to human knowledge.

Its actually become quite fashionable among hipsters to bash the "New Atheists" nowadays

Max Weber was absolutely wrong.Capitalism really started to flourish in 14th century Italy, and what led to its mass implementation wasn't some ill-defined "protestant-work ethic" but less trade restrictions, strengthened property rights and the role of merchant losing the stigma of its past.

He doesn't have contempt for philosophy, he just doesn't find it useful or of much impact in his field. As he says, the question of "why?" doesn't mean as much as the "how?", but that it isn't excluded from scientific understanding

I was so excited to read this was actually happening, but then I read that awful phrase "Prometheus sequel that is also in the works".
Hopefully the script for the sequel gets even MORE writers to make it more crappy and full of holes!!

I love how they took such a silly concept as a ring mind control device and made it's effects so tragic. Shea Whigham definitely deserves most of the credit for that, he was fantastic

I think Toby had the better Peter Parker, while Andrew's was nonexistent. But I think he had the chatty Spiderman down well, despite the crappy dialogue.

In one day I go from feeling ridiculously happy to a bit empty inside, and I haven't even been drinking….