I was born Sept. 1990, and depending on the qualifications for major news it would either be:

When I go out to movies with friends, I like to sneak in a flask of gin and add it to a large Mountain Dew. It really took the bite out of some of the more inane parts of Batman v. Superman.

Are kosher regulators a thing? Could his job be to just walk around town asking for bacon from kosher delis?

I find the Celtics' section much more interesting. Those poor Nets.

Does he pronounce onion "EIN-yon"? Because that is what my non-Wisco friends always point out, and I'm wondering if it's just me.

My first thoughts:

So how long before the headline "Russian Teen Dies Attempting Stunt video, Friends Upload Video Evidence" ?

Yeah, one of the first things I noticed was that there was no way to make a U-turn (change direction on same highway) with this design.

I think I'm in love with the skip from the UK.

:23 to :27 pretty much sums up the whole situation

Hamm's should be on here somewhere