Duracell is also announcing a battery for electric cars later this year. It recharges from a handy spout you pour gasoline in.

So, main point aside, I don’t understand the logic behind, “I’m not a part of group X, so I’m unqualified to make any observations about them.” statement.

I mean, if this was taken to it’s logical conclusion, then we could protect every religious, political and bigoted group there is by simply stating that you don’t…

Jesus, I haven't seen a Greek with that many men after him since Alcibiades.

Actually, if you read the whole piece, only 8 of the team's 46 members were even at the party (the others were away playing a game), the party wasn't an official team event, and the way they've been characterized by the administration isn't exactly reflective of the reality, which is much more complicated than "SPORTS…

Get some perspective. It's not even close to the worst idea to come out of a corporation. Every single major corporation executes at least one idea every year that's a thousand times worse.

I agree with you that it's awful, but I think there are a lot of other contenders for "most inexplicable and obviously awful corporate idea." Like when Walmart had a food drive to feed their own employees, for example.

This is quite honestly the most inexplicable and obviously awful corporate idea I have ever heard of. They would have been better off reminding people they offer health insurance to their employees, unlike most independent coffee shops or fast food joints. For that, I have never hated Starbucks, but this "race…

I will say this: It's better than Fifty Shades of Grey.

The combination of Xanax and alcohol so often leads people to make the most embarrassing, regretful decisions of their lives. Most often, these decisions are forgotten by the subject, though seldom by witnesses. I swear, of all the drug combinations my friends and I have abused recreationally over the years, this…

I've linked the definition of racism here for you, Saladin:

A tangential corollary to the paradox of thrift! Keynes was right!

i hear that if you look at the face of the Apple Watch while wearing Google Glass, the word “Douche” magically appears as a hologram.

If you're going to sign your posts, put a line between the signature and the body of the post.

I would think the cost of the gold watch should be whatever the 18k gold costs + $350 (maybe a little more for R&D for their patented gold w/ceramics but that sounds a little gimmicky). You aren't getting a better built watch, you are paying for the exact same thing + gold.

If I were running a tag and release program to study tech-douches, I'd use Apple watch as the tag. The first iphone really was revolutionary and changed personal communication. This is a shrunken phone, a novelty. A tiny screen limited capabilities and it looks stupid on your wrist. So many terrible tech ideas…

I used to be an insufferable prick. Then, I bought an iWatch and now all I can talk about is this incredible piece of technology attached to my arm that also communicates with my iPhone while backing up all the while to my iCloud on my iMac, which also cost about $3,000 but it was totally worth it because my entire…

Is the $17,000 watch assembled by suicidal Chinese slaves too? All of this is the absolute zenith of cultural capitalism and it makes me want to vomit.

Once again CrApple shows its disdain for those who buy their products. They know full well they could put a potato in a box, call it iTuber, and the drooling fanbois will buy them by the thousands.

I am so underwhelmed that a herd of farm raised free range mehs trampled me.

"For the refined douche....."