You know what would have been awesome? If instead of ramping up the hype, the announcer in the penis video has just reported the situation. A couple of people died, there is wind and rain, but a lot of people in the area are just going about there business. He could have expressed concern for their well-being, maybe…

I think the "whatever" might be on her back. Hold still, honey, and let me kneel down here behind you and get it...

Big deal. I was driving without roof, windows, or helmet before I was 10 years old!

Dang. I wish *I* was a Singapore billionaire...

You don't like the car you posted? I think it's gorgeous, except for whatever is going on with that silver "L" on the side. But the front? That looks like a car that has somewhere to be. I like serious looking cars.

Who is Anne, and why does your hand belong to her?

Grandma is gonna kill grandpa. He swore he tore that picture up!

Geez Dude. Prius Prius Prius Prius Prius Prius Prius Prius Prius Prius!

He's kinda right. *Other* drivers do tend to suck, but that's beside the point. The truth is, blowing smoke into some douche bag's face is awesome! Honestly, it's enough reason for anyone to *start* smoking! Of course you don't want to waste it on minor annoyances, but when some crotch head decided to push his luck…

No problem, my man! School buses *are* annoying, and your situation sounds even worse it is around here!

Maybe I'm dense, but couldn't they place cameras on the emergency vehicles, and use the footage to prosecute these people? Same with school buses, while we're at it. Minimum sentence a 1 month license suspension, and maybe a month of invalidating the car registration if the driver can't be identified? Harsher…

To me, this is the winner. I would have thrown up when I saw it, but I was afraid it would be the same color. Nasty nasty!

I wonder if that thing is as heavy as it looks.

Oh, that's just great. On behalf of all future visitors / searchees, thanks a buttload. "No, that's *not* a sticker; I think you've got hold of my spleen."

Also, alarms. They're pretty standard in newer cars, aren't they? I'm not saying they prevent theft; I'm just saying that if I (as a thief) had to pick between an alarmed and an un-alarmed car...

The write-up put me in mind of some of my favorite condom-vending-machine graffiti:

Thanks a lot. Now I hear Roseanne's voice braying inside my head!

Now that's just unfair. The whole point of the Beverly Hillbillies was that wealth did NOT change them. The only ostentatious thing about them was the mansion, and they didn't choose that.

"Let's discuss it over breakfast."

Not a booth professional (I hope!)