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Harold Cooplowski (03 S55 AMG/78 Corvette L82)
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If I had a $55,000 budget for a toy, it would be very tempting to splurge another $10,000 or so to get a C8 Corvette that will run circles around the Supra.

Yeah, different species. No cannibalism.

A T-Rex eating a Velociraptor is technically not cannibalism because they aren’t the same species.

I was planning to sell my manual 135i because I have too many cars. Yesterday, I took it out on a spirited drive in the santa cruz mountains - to pick up 50 lbs of tomatoes - with the kids. One of them threw up. But I had a goddamned blast and changed my mind on the sale.

GM needs to do something with their Truck.

I saw it several times while shopping for a project car a few years ago. Pissed me off every single time. And the most maddening part is that it must work occasionally, or else they’d stop doing it.

IF ITS IN ALL CAPS AND GRAMMAR BAD WALK AWAY 

A few years back I listed my Dodge Ram Sport for about half private-sale, fair value at the time because I needed it gone asap for a combination of reasons that aren’t worth explaining. It was in pretty decent shape but I made it clear it was going as is because I didn’t have time or the place to fix the few odds and

Here’s the response you’ll get from the “seller” if you reply to those ads:

You can get plenty of good used cars around $2,000. It just has to be a Chevy Cobalt or other non-Toyota 15 year old economy car.

I love the anecdotes not-withstanding disclaimer. But you're completely right. Except I know this guy who knows a guy and his wife bought...

I can’t decide what’s more annoying:

You should not buy out your lease because your are under miles, over miles or they gave you a discount. You should buy out you lease if the price is at or below fair market value.

I know this is a savvy crowd, but I thought I’d share my “is this ad bullshit” approach.

That $2100 price sounds like the come-ons in my area and is instead, the down payment required.

But we don’t get a coupon on the back.

Alright we got to fucking talk about it cause this fucking ridiculous....

That gaping maw tho.

The angular almond shaped headlights are what make the grille look out of place. The cowards wouldn’t commit to round headlights like the S30 and S130 had. The way they explained it, they wanted to have S30 ZG front end, but hated the headlight covers. It’s like they don’t get the details that made the S30 look so

That square ass grille is killing me. It looks so out of place alongside the rest of the car. I’m hoping they reshape it or at least make it smaller on the production car.