BECAUSE HE IS PHOBICALLY AFRAID OF ANTIQUES. Really.

OTOH:

Gross, really? Well to each her own.

He seems like he can be a real surly dick, though.

But I bet you are super fun to have a drink with!

OT, but Angelina: WHY WOULD YOU LEAVE BILLY BOB THORNTON FOR BRAD PITT? He’s just so much...cooler. I just finished watching him in Fargo and I want to lick that salt-and-peper smile right off his face. 

When my ex went through a bitter break up he called me and tearfully said that he felt like he was living in The Truman Show and that he was Jim Carey and I was the cute brunette girl he always wanted to be with but couldn’t.

that plaintive there were teams ‘bout slayed me, psh.

Jennifer Aniston is pecking out responses to Brad’s texts with one finger while sipping a SmartWater and watching TV. She’s going to yoga. She’s juicing. She’s eating a pomegranate and patting Aveeno eye cream into her under-eye area. She is unbothered; she’s fine.

She’s fine.

We get it, you’re a Trump supporter mad that they are coming for your “commander in chief”. Calm down.

Are you literally more mad at Jalopnik than the president who got that veteran killed?

Yes, but this entire raid was donald trump trying to get some successful raid on his resume, we have no proof of what was accomplished and if the information was useful or not.

You played yourself. What is an “Asian” baby? Asia is a big continent with lots of peoples that look very different, including those you’d probably consider black, or more similar to stereotypically African than stereotypically Asian.

The physical traits we associate with race are genetic, of course. But, as I understand it, when you look just at the genetics, humans don’t break into biologically meaningful categories that correspond to race. 

thanks for the article. The more I learn, the more I understand that there are simply some things in life that I may never be capable of understanding.

Please exit stage left.

now that’s how you record cell phone video.

Toyota

“Well, it’s in Hazzard, it’s in a hurry and it ain’t a Duke. So whoever that fella is, he’s probably up to no good. “