Oh my god, yes. It is so so bad.

And really bad mascara.

The media needs to stop giving her a platform. The only possible response to Gobbels Barbie here is screaming “fuck you” loud enough to drown her out. She’s nothing but propaganda kept upright by six inches deep pancake makeup and contempt for all living beings.

This is necessary and must continue on all trump related articles

BUT SHE WANTED CHILDREN TO EAT BETTER AND GET MORE EXERCISE! What kind of monster wants THAT?

Without a doubt, Trump thinks dendrites have something to do with teeth.

Can we all agree that Melania is no captive victim here? She may despise her disgusting beast of a husband, but she’s in on the insanity all the same.  

See now that’s something I’d actually read in the form of am article, unlike this dude’s self-indulgent drivel.

That’s what he gets for measuring his worth by how much sex other people are having.

Honestly I’d rather my 13 year old be into band t-shirts and crazy harlequin jeans than Abercrombie so I really don’t give a shit. She’s fun.

If it’s any consolation, I do believe plenty of planned for pregnancies also turn into disaffected teens who shop at Hot Topic.

I mean, he once read The Joy of Sex when he was bored. He also saw a comedian make a joke about eating out women and told himself he was going to think about trying out the alphabet method the next time he had the chance. That was three years ago, but he thinks about it every now and then, so really, he’s going to be…

It’s such an ugly way of looking at the world.

Well, I mean...my pregnancy was unwanted, and that baby is now a disaffected teen who does indeed shop at Hot Topic. But other than that, this godawful personal reflection of a white single dude’s sexual failings was a waste of my fucking time. Which, funnily enough, is exactly what I’d imagine sex with him is like.

Absurdist Words made a great point on Twitter a while back that the coupling of sexual conquest to masculine identity is toxic because it renders a man’s identity as an adult to factors outside himself.

One does not become a man through responsibility or diligence in his professional or personal life, nor his…

Wow.

Daily fucking reminder:

Third rule in Latino families: leave your wife after she donates her organs to you.

Do the old gimmick of having Trump look in the mirror. Baldwin plays Trump; Rosie O’Donnell plays the reflection.

Well, you know what that means. Melissa McCarthy has to play Spicer every. goddamn. time. from here on out. Yes, forget that she potrayed Spicer as a total psychopath, how dare the portrayal is by a woman. Heaven forbid such an offense!