The whore corps.

Paul Ryan is such a spineless weasel. I can’t believe that people like him and Mitch McConnell are supposed to be keeping Donald in check.

We have to be stop this high road shit. Strong liberal values with no morals is the way to play. Imma hide behind a door in the White House and hit them with a frying pan...repeatedly...until they stop moving. The cartoonish nature of the assasination will make me feel better about the violence.

The gif that immediately comes to mind:

It’s about fucking time the Democrats started playing dirty.

Get elected by the long form immigration status conspiracy, get hoisted by the long form immigration status conspiracy. Glass mansions getcha every time

We can only be satisfied with the long-form version, though.

This would have meant a lot more in November, before it was already happening.

Tonight when I heard this news, my mind immediately went to the Saturday Night Massacre. But things generally happened at a much slower pace back. It was more of a drawn out ordeal. It’s interesting to note that it was the Saturday Night Massacre that really spurred the calls for Nixon’s impeachment.

O’Reilly is a pretty canny fucker, though. He knows that he’ll look better for pulling out his humanitarian Catholic “high road” card than doubling down on this dumpster fire ban.

No, it’s really worse. At least back then we could trust most of the conservative party to respect the law, and put nation over party.

BILL O’REILLY said that?! Jesus, now I know I’m in fucking Bizarro World.

An astute point from The Intercept’s Washington editor: Trump had to skip over three other US Attorneys to get to one he liked.

If it wasn’t clear before, it’s time to go absolutely bonkers on Sessions. If it means filibustering risking the GOP going nuclear, so be it. Trump has already gone nuclear and it hasn’t even been a week. And, if they do that, then the Dems should just walk out the Senate chamber onto the front steps of the Capitol.

I bet Trump wishes he also had the power to fire Bill O’Reilly now:

Yates replacement is Dana Boente. Daniel Ragsdale is out at ICE too. He’s going to be replaced by Thomas Homan. Last thursday top State Dept management was fired. Trump is packing the government with lap dogs.

Trump campaigned on banning Muslims and called it as such. He gave an interview about giving preferentially status to Christian refugees. His executive order only applies to Muslim-majority countries. You don’t think this is a ban on Muslims? If there was any hope that it would be constitutional, Trump would have…

“But Obama...” Nuh uh. Shush.

As long as this continues, I will always bring this up: