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WE’RE! ALL! GONNA! DIE!

Oh my god, who on earth will he cast as Monica Lewinsky?!

I would say her actions were ignorant, not evil.

I also (sort of) get her comparison- not many mexicans drink Margaritas and wear sombreros but many tolerate it (or even expect it) at a Mexican restaurant or mexican themed celebration. Still she should know better...  

I would just like to state that at one point in my 20s, I quit my day job to be a dancing spoon in a tour of Beauty & the Beast.

And we’re all going to need to be as high as little David leaving that dentist.

We certainly are.

Yeah, a fractured skull is totally “all talk.” An icon of the civil rights movement is “Sad!”

In a way the apology is better and more humiliating to Trump than if she’d just said no in the first place.

The sacredness of the @WhiteHouse account will be forever tarnished.

In other news, Trump has just been completely outmanoeuvred by Mexico in a single move. The Mexican Minister for the Economy has announced the obvious: that, since Trump’s punitive border tax plans are a move to hurt Mexico and any companies currently manufacturing products there, it will need to neutralise those

I’d go with “Six Flags on a Tuesday”.

(Translation of the above)

It could get worse.

Even the Minnesota State Fair got the Backstreet Boys

Dave Lozo is my hero.

WTF is she only on $20,000 bail? What in the actual fuck yall? Her child was 30 pounds.

I don’t know, man. After Nixon’s embarrassing resignation, the Republicans still controlled the Executive Branch for 14 of the next 20 years.